Readers Punish Copilot Winner With Sweater

Readers of The Register held a tongue-in-cheek vote on where Microsoft Copilot should be placed next, selecting the suggestion to 'ask the AI' itself as the winner and awarding commenter Sureo a Windows XP-themed Christmas sweater. The comments thread collected other satirical ideas — including adding Copilot to Copilot and Microsoft Flight Simulator — showing playful reader engagement and skepticism about Copilot's promised productivity benefits.